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opposite wingman

The opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. He is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on... AKA O-Dub
Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "
by ballams January 14, 2011
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ass wings

the excess fat that hangs down over a mans pants in the back above his ass. aka 'love handles'
put your shirt back on fatboy! im tired of seeing your ass wings!
by chuckleface August 1, 2009
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wingate

fool...someone who tries to set the fashion standard but fails miserably. a person that doesnt know when it is time to shut up and stop posting things on webct...
that dude is wingate. if he is to wear a leather jacket it should be with the bling bling.
by p-leather June 22, 2006
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white wings

The act of going down on a woman with a yeast infection. The wings system was supposedly started by the wings badges/patches worn by Hells Angels indicating the various sex acts they have performed. Also see red wings, brown wings, or black wings.
"I earned my white wings from that hag in the bar last night"

"Some of the other white wings definitions on U.D. are incorrect"
by XXVI February 26, 2008
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wingnut

An irrationally conservative person or talking head whose ideology is as radically right-wing and ignorant as the mullah clerics of Iran.
That wingnut Limbaugh thinks that health-insurance coverage of the pill is a form of funding prostitutes; but he's glad that health insurance covers Viagra so his penis can try to have sex.
by Yasi Joon June 1, 2012
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wingwong

I hit my wingwong on a pole
by Snoflake Inwinter May 9, 2005
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Left-Winger

Someone who is politically left-wing. Example of left-wing ideas are as follows:

• Equality (Not to be confused with Equity) for all people in all walks of life.
• All religions and beliefs are welcome so long as they do not discriminate against others, offend others, or affect laws or the government.

• The government should not be affected by religion.
• The government should be large to protect equal rights for all people.
• Censorship is necessary to filter out ideas which are offensive to others.
• Minorities should be praised so as to balance power between groups of people.
Religious freedom may be curtailed in order to provide genuine equality.
• Gay couples should be allowed to marry anywhere and in any way that a straight couple would.
• Abortion and contraception are necessary to maintain bodily autonomy.
• Access to healthcare, water, food, and shelter should be provided to all people by the government.
• The rich should be taxed highly and military spending should be cut to pay for social programs.
"Yeah, I'm a left-winger, and if you've got a problem with that, that's your problem."
by JP the ENFP June 17, 2022
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