Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.

"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"

by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021

Willie

Dead asl.

Willie deep innat grave

by smokingonwillie January 29, 2023

Willie Licker

One who owns someone and/or licks their willie

How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?

The willie licker just licked all your willies!

by WillieLicker69 June 1, 2017

Fine Line Willy

Someone who is skilled in their craft and pays extra attention to the tiny details of their work with immense pride and carefulness.

Wow! Look at Adam’s tattoos- he’s a true Fine Line Willy.

by FineLineWilly July 9, 2020

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 13, 2021

Willie Lei

Cocktail drink: Tequila, pineapple juice with a splash of Topo Chico (or club soda)

“I’ll have a Willie Lei please” - said to the bartender

by GoFrogs2010 August 11, 2022