The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss

this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!

fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!

by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Internal and External Variables

A term from research methodology referring to the factors that can influence a study's results, specifically highlighting the gap between controlled experiments and messy reality. Internal Variables are the conditions carefully managed inside the study—the specific lighting, the homogeneous participant pool, the standardized instructions. External Variables are the chaotic, real-world factors that exist outside the lab—distractions, peer pressure, lack of sleep, economic stress, and the general unpredictability of life. A study's failure often comes from perfectly controlling the Internal Variables while completely ignoring the External ones that actually drive behavior in the wild.

Internal and External Variables "That study proving people prefer classical music for focus is a joke. They controlled for every Internal Variable in a soundproof room. But they ignored the External Variables: my neighbor's barking dog, my phone buzzing, and the existential dread of my unanswered emails. The lab is not reality."

by Dumu The Void February 21, 2026

Interior and Exterior Variables

A nuanced framing of research limitations, similar to internal/external variables but with a philosophical tilt. Interior Variables are the factors within the controlled environment of the study or the subjective state of the participants that the researchers think they are measuring. Exterior Variables are the objective, often invisible, systemic conditions that shape those interior states. A study measuring "workplace satisfaction" (Interior) might miss the Exterior Variables of looming recession fears or a recent change in healthcare policy that are the actual drivers of that satisfaction. It's the difference between the vibe in the room and the weather outside that's causing it.

Interior and Exterior Variables "The company survey measured our 'engagement' as an Interior Variable. But they completely missed the Exterior Variable: the CEO just bought another yacht while freezing our salaries. You can't measure the water temperature in a pot without acknowledging the fire under it."

by Dumu The Void February 21, 2026

Theory of Spectral Variables

The theory that for every phenomenon, every system, every explanation, there are always hidden variables—spectral variables—that operate beneath the surface, shaping outcomes in ways not immediately visible. Spectral variables are the invisible factors: context, history, power, culture, unconscious processes, emergent dynamics—all the things that aren't in the model but affect the reality. The Theory of Spectral Variables argues that no explanation is ever complete because there are always variables we haven't considered, factors we can't see, dimensions we don't know about. It's the foundation of intellectual humility, the recognition that our models are always partial, that reality always exceeds our grasp, that there's always more going on than we can account for.

Example: "His model predicted one outcome; reality delivered another. The Theory of Spectral Variables explained why: there were always hidden variables, invisible factors, things he hadn't accounted for. His model wasn't wrong; it was incomplete. There were always more variables in heaven and earth than were dreamt of in his philosophy."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

Jolly Ahh Varner

When Jacob Varner is really jolly, or happy

Jolly Ahh Varner just put on a big smile for media day!

by bigboi2150 May 12, 2025