ur mom

someone I had sex with last nigh

dave: where were you last night
me: I was with ur mom *wink wink nudge nudge*

by urmomisaslutforme September 29, 2021

Ur mom

somone who is dead (I’m sorry for their family’s lost)

JeSsIcA: Hey!! It’s ur mom!
MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!

by Name starts with “A” October 26, 2020

ur mom

well its ur mom duh

ur mom left for the milk

by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025

Ur mom

A comeback to almost anything you can say

Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom

by Jaye Leo December 23, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

Ur brother a mother

The literally worst insult in all of existence, rivaling even the strength of “Ur sister a mister”.

Bob: Ur mum gay
Chad: No u
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Chad: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur grandpap a trap
Chad: Ur sister a mister
Bob: Ur brother a mother

-Chad falls as the entire fabric of the universe is being torn apart and disappearing in an instant-

by zombiepersonguy May 12, 2018

ur brother a mother

We have had ur mum gay, ur Dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur sister mister, ‘ur brother a mother’ is the insult to end it all.

Bob: ur Mum gay
Fred:ur Dad lesbian

Bob:ur granny tranny
Fred:you asked for this
Bob:no please I’m sorr-
Fred: ur brother a mother

*the world travels back 400,000,000,000,000,000 years and the first ever speck of this world cries

by Trolley_Man May 12, 2018