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Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef
by anonymous May 14, 2024
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tasty weed

weed smoked with a hooka mixed with flavored tobacco
"Damn I could go for some tasty weed"
by howmanyapples February 14, 2012
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Weed

A green herb you smoke and then see rainbows and other weird crap
I smoke so much weed today I'm higher than heaven
by Agreenybot December 17, 2019
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Weed

Snoop Dogg's most favorite thing in the world.
Snoop Dogg does a lotta weed.
by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021
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Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
by NickPikk August 18, 2023
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Claire weed

this person is pretty goofy and is pretty bad at math but she is still pretty cool 🤓 she goes to peoples houses just to take a nap, steal food, and steals your lunch as well. but that’s what makes her so special. 🔥
Claire weedie is Claire weedying today
by white man 310 November 20, 2023
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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy
rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th
by impowster April 19, 2021
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