a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
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Get the tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! mug.The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
Get the you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg mug.guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"
guy 2 -he is the man!
guy 2 -he is the man!
by the cleaner April 30, 2006
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Get the Iron leg mug.A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.
Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
Get the crawled up your leg and bit your bollock mug.Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight
Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs
Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs
“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”
OR
“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”
OR
“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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