rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

shaft leg

When your dick droops down as long as your leg

Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg

by Newkitty September 4, 2016

Daddy Long Legs

A term for a very tall male, who particularly has very long legs, and favorly sexy

"They call me Daddy Long Legs because I am sexy and tall!"

by OmgItsBigBoy March 9, 2018

Sketty Leg

A Cigerette or a joint as in weed or hash. Also a person that walks with a limp or appears to have a rubber leg.

Sketty Leg- SKETTY LEG!!!!!!!...do you see how that guy's walkin...yea he definetly caught a sketty leg or appears to have a bad case of the sketty leg. "Hey..when you fire that sketty leg up...let me get a drag off that skag."

by Soggybottom Sumbitch August 7, 2008