Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018

buttered biscuit

the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.

"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"

by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

Biscuit choking

When you deepthroat a bbw

I think tedison was biscuit choking that fat bitch last night

by Jerry thornton89 April 2, 2020

No biscuit

Not a lie. Synonymous for "No cap"

Jake: Did you steal my Oreos??
Dav: I didn't bro no biscuit.

by itsforaskit July 19, 2025

Whisker Biscuit

A Whisker Biscuit is a unshaved vagina.

She shaves her Whisker Biscuit before going to the gynecologist.

by bjbirdie August 10, 2022

Bugger Biscuits

When you've forgotten to do something or made a stupid mistake.

Bugger Biscuits I didn't put the bins out

by 3001spike October 3, 2018