Cow Slut

A cow slut is a slutty cow, it's normally a cow who tends to wear a skirt so short it looks like a belt. She sleeps with everyman she knows, even her Dad ~(The Bull)~
Just Kidding, a Cow Slut is an amazing persooon who everyone wants to be friends with?? Nah, most people are cow sluts. I know I am and I'm sure as heck you are too! Nomnomnom-with-a-bit-of-omnommonnomom-on-the-side <3 Anyone who knows a cow slut is an 'effing leg-end <3 The end

Girl One: "You're not a cow, so I can't call you a cow"
Girl Two: "Ahem"
Girl One: "I think slut suits you better"
Girl Two: "AHEM!!! I prefer cow :-|"
Girl One: "Okkay...Cow slut"

Neither way, girl Two could win

~or~

Guy one- "Woahhh she's fit."
Guy two- "No way dude, she looks like a fucking cow"
Guy one- "More like a slut"
Guy one and two- "Oh-My-Fucking-Allah (See OMFA OMFA ) It's a cow slut!!! <3

by LegallyInLove December 21, 2010

gutter slut

a gutter slut is a whore who has sex in the gutter that way she has easy access to dispose the juices when all is done.

Jesse is such a gutter slut.

by mysterykitten September 13, 2010

pseudo slut

a girl who...

*all her friends are sluts
*used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into skanks
*dresses slutty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight A&F tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.
*doesn't have sex with guys like her slut friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out
*dances like a slut
*drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-slutty then not have sex

Tim: Man, hannah and elise are such huge sluts! hannah has slept with like...everyone. and elise has...ahhh

Alex: Elise hasn't slept with anyone, because she is a cocktease pseudo slut!!!

by lillyismyfriend September 27, 2005

faggot slut

The bitchest kid in school. that sucks everyones dick, both literally and metaphorically.

walter: Hey what's up guys, you're the chillest kids i know!
joe:thanks...
walter:Ok later guys im gunna go smoke some pot.
Matt:jesus christ, that walter bitch is sucha faggot slut.
joe: i know, i think he wants to blow our cocks..

by The great Paulenator August 23, 2011

Slut Wagon

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.

Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)

by Ben April 7, 2003

slut monkey

A simian primate accustomed to wearing racy lipstick and revealing atire in order to attract the attentions of members of the opposite sex for the purposes of indescriminate copulation.

Man, I went to London Zoo last night, climbed into the monkey enclosure and got down and dirty with this slut monkey. She was a frisky simian sexpot. I've never known a monkey to be so slutty...

by Daniel Dutton April 11, 2008

mom slut

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night

Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her

by Dylowned June 7, 2005