jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?
by Anal_Assassin February 20, 2018
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Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses
by blackjew1423 March 18, 2020
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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.
Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."
by Hym Iam May 07, 2024
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Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed
I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself
by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023
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jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan
Damn man you're Jew high right now.
by ToldyaPaola November 22, 2016
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Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.
Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points
by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021
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jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc
Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!
by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024
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