Texas

The act of performing sexual acts with a family member. Also known as incest.

Man, I heard he just texas'ed his mom.

by AMondaySteve November 3, 2015

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Texas turnaround

Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.

Ya know, Jeb ain't from Texas, but he sure did take a Texas turnaround when married his wife.

by realtxes November 1, 2015

texas friendly

When you're weeded out and you have to stop typing an order in to hold the restroom door open for a stranger like some kind of registered sex offender.

Texas friendly Joey!

by Eclass_87 December 21, 2016

Celina Texas

A lit school where it is pretty chill and everyone just chills, ok at football and everything else but just chill better than Frisco,Prosper,Gunter and all of them people are a little cocky about football

The cat walked with Celina Texas

by JUSTGOTSNIP3D ;) u know who May 29, 2019

walker texas ranger

a wicked gay tv show with a wicked gay main guy, named walker. hes one of those cowboy guys who tucks in his shirts. the show is repetitive, and walker gets offended at the word 'crap'.

i used to watch it, but now i see how gay it is.

by imanamericanidiot January 21, 2005

Texas Walking Taco

A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.

What position did you do with her?

We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!

by The Manitee December 21, 2010