someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.
what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker
two-facebooker
by howareya79 April 4, 2011
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by the facebook genie December 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Genie mug.1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
by every1rocks555 October 4, 2010
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Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.
Similar to the idea of Facebook that Mark Zuckerberg came up with in 2004. He is now one of the youngest billionaires in the world.
by ryantornado October 14, 2010
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*Class Starts*
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010
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Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
by Facebook Wizard July 27, 2010
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Bob: I wish my wife could cook.
Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
Bob: I wish my wife could cook.
Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
by Weasel631 May 29, 2010
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