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golden raisin

A sexual act involving atleast one ginger and a woman. The redhead slams his or hers smaller testicle into the womans lady parts, free of choice. Often performed to the tunes of Riverdance.
Golden refers to the goldshining pubes of redheads.
- Howya man, was hookin' up with me mot last night eh, gave that fine thing the golden raisin, got me dick banjaxed.
- Stop acting the maggot Bob, you're not even a ginger, boyo.
by Magister_Magford March 14, 2019
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Golden Antenna

When a group of friends backpacking in Europe stay in a hostel & discover kinky euro porn on the tv. But the reception goes in & out, so someone volunteers to hold the antenna to get optimal clarity on screen. This brave manouever -and the hero himself - are known as the Golden Antenna.
dude that was some fluffy french muff in that porno last night. if it wasn't for the Golden Antenna, we wouldnt have seen that chick go crazy eagle on that basketball team
by martys words August 22, 2011
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Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010
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Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
by anonymous January 5, 2022
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Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.
Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.
by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011
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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023
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The Golden Scar

Whoever looked this up is such a BOT and loves Fortnite or The Lion King.
Guy 1: I need my golden scar bro
Guy 2: only bots need golden scars
Guy 1: no I meant the lion king!
Guy 2: oh......The Golden Scar!
by TBS_Inferno May 21, 2019
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