Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women

I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!

by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Smokee

When you have a smoke/dart and a coffee. (After effects may including constant shitting of pants after 3 minutes of first dose.

Doggan had a smokee and shitty his pantsies

by Bishkomoff August 27, 2021

SMOKING DOPE

DOPE ON DRUGS

THAT SMOKING DOPE HIGH BOIIIII

by guggfyeydye December 1, 2021

Smoked

To beat someone up most commonly with your fists or at times a pistol .

He was about to get smoked.

by Skeezer May 16, 2019

Smoke

A shootout or the using of a gun between opponents.

Said you want smoke come get it.

by F20yrn February 16, 2018