new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.

Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!

by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020

The Frosty Slide

When you slap bio-freeze on you dick and shove it in her ass and watch her freeze then squirm.

Hit my bitch with the frosty slide.

by The frosty slide October 23, 2020

jimmy slip slide

When you grab your jimmy and slip her panties to the side and slide it in. Duhh

Do you want know my friend “Jimmy Slip Slide?”

by Jfloresc2 December 5, 2020

slip-n-slide slop number 6

unlike the other 5. number 6 takes a revolutionary take on the meaning of eating massive asshole.

guy one: yo are you going to josefs party?
guy two: yes, i heard there will be a lot of slip-n-slide slop number 6.

by Real Life Swag February 18, 2021

Slip'n slide

When you stick your finger up someone's ass so deep you reach there intestine track, then your finger proceeds to slide and do loop de loops in there intestines

I totally slip'n slided Jessica last night.

by MattyH0506 January 25, 2021

The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.

It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214

by shlongman24 April 8, 2021