the ol' snacktable

Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.

After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.

by stanforth December 7, 2010

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Late night snackies

suck ass

Hey bri
Hey
Late night snackies?
Jaer suck ass

by irgerijogerog January 27, 2017

Snuggly Wuggly Snackaroo

Adj.)
When someone fits this description
Snuggly Wuggly- Cute and adorable that you would cuddle them, enough to give her a silly nickname
Snackaroo- Very very attractive and can be considered a "total snack"

Tina is a snuggly wuggly snackaroo

by Unknown38 February 10, 2018

afterschool cheese snack

A piece of Kraft Singles on a papwr plate, microwaved for 30 seconds and eaten like a pancake.

"Wanna have an afterschool cheese snack? I can get the cheese."

by DefineSomeStuff May 28, 2018

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018

satan's snack

a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)

it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack

girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.

OR

friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.

by Mip the meme boi August 23, 2019