Road block

My wife

I'm finna hit the road block
She didn't wanna make me a sandwich

by Popopepeniggermon November 30, 2020

road wife

Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.

Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!

by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022

township road 212

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven

''township road 212''

by thee bitch October 21, 2009

Road language

When someone who is a “road man” or “chav” speak they do not use proper English but actually speak differently

“Wagwan my drilla” “Hey can you translate from road language to English please”.

by Mandy__ August 29, 2021

road rage

a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses

road rage along with inattention usually causes most of the accidents on the road

by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.

Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.

by Spergs June 25, 2023