coach potato 

An extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;

-When is your next game? Maybe my team will play you.

-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.

-Oh, haha, sucks for you.

coach potato by Fshneed April 12, 2008

Sexual Potato 

Randon statment shouted/written to express...randomnes....

basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps

Person Alpha: And so that pretty much means that she is ugly
Person Beta: SEXUAL POTATOES!
Person Alpha: WTF?

Sexual Potato by Hobbert July 4, 2006

San Francisco potato chip 

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back. Then wait for the substance to dry. Carefully, peel off and feed it to your companion. Popular in Lakewood, OH as well. First established in 1998.

I woke up in the middle of the night and enjoyed the perfect snack of San Francisco potato chips!

San Francisco potato chip by GuitarGirl May 9, 2006

Russian Potato Love 

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.

Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?

Russian Potato Love by JackOffMan November 20, 2009

sex potato

Someone who is totally inactive during sex usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.

Craig: Dude! How was that chick you hooked up with last night?

Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!

sex potato by twirlinboy June 30, 2010

sweet potato custard 

The female Genitalia. Also known as "Pussy".

In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.

I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.

sweet potato custard by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007

A potato 

The greatest girlfriend you could ever have. Usually associated with the name Alayna. A potato is cute, a funny person with a great personality. 😊

Alayna is a potato. She is just great and i am so happy to have her in my life

A potato by Maryloppinsyall November 12, 2018