Pirate Posting

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty

That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex

by Edward Teach II May 10, 2020

pirate

came from across the seas, none of which were African American

the pirates are here!

by caroline hogan December 7, 2013

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

by Harold Anus September 30, 2023

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

sun pirate

A person, most likely a woman, who battles the sun with sunscreen and a massive wide brimmed hat.

Oh my Gosh, I'm married to a Sun Pirate. She won't go outside without her pirate regalia

by Lord Fontelroy, III July 29, 2023

Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023