John Kim

A stupid motherfucker that likes CUTE girls, with little boobs. He likes to sit on a fucking chair, and he always holds a stupid shit-ass blue pen, and he always holds "The Little Prince" in his right hand during the English class. He used to wear nerdy gay ass glasses, but he got laser surgery 3 months ago.

TF you looking at, John Kim. Go eat Kimchi, dumb fuck.

by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

John's Party

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

by Little Jeb July 26, 2016

Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.

That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."

by D.R.7 May 12, 2011

john dung

'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.

i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung

i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'

by michael foolsley January 17, 2010

john cassidy

A sexy lad that everyone should should shag

I'm john cassidy and im sexy

by Theshagbag November 11, 2019

Bobby John

Another name for your crush who is also your best friend. And a name for your crush if you don't want to say there real name.

Friend:Who is your crush

You: Uhhhh Bobby John

Friend: oh ok who's your best friend

You: uhhh Bobby John

Friend: Well um ok then

by SomethingAboutSmarts December 15, 2018

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004