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noah

Noah is the kindest guy you will ever meet. He loves music and Irelyn. He will always rizz up every girl near him almost immediately. He will also try to be your best friend whether you like him or not (but how could you not like him).
person: he do you know Noah
stranger: of course I know Noah he's the best
person: I know right
by CalebMcCormick09.lax March 21, 2023
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Noah

Sexy big balled male who big cok mmm
girl:mmm noah kok
girl2:yas quen yumy
by hehdhekduzu6djdif March 1, 2022
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Noah VD

Noah is a white boi that likes playing fortnite all day. he started playing in season 3 chapter 2 and he always steals his mum's credit card to get more vbucks. Noah is also really annoying and thinks he is cool but he isn't he is just weird and annoying. The VD stands for very dumb
Some guy - "that guy is so annoying"
His/Her friend - "Sounds like a noah VD, actually defiantly a noah VD
by da fortnutterrrrrrr October 11, 2021
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stop being a Noah

A Noah is a person that likes to play fast games like DOOM and Quake. In the storie Noah ark, the world is ending and god tells know to grab two of ever animals and a boat put them all in the boat a Noah can get scared and put all eggs in one the basket and dips.
Dude stop being a Noah just because lights are off
by RATMAN1232 June 10, 2022
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Noah Schnapp

Noah Schnapp is one of the most amazing and sweetest people out there. He loves his fans and cares for them so much. If you ever have the opportunity to be his friend don't pass it up but also don't use him because that is a once in a lifetime opportunity that many people can't but would love to have. If you ever get the chance to meet him you're very lucky as well.
"Did you see Noah Schnapps new post today"
by LindsayLovesNoah November 14, 2020
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Noah

Noah is a nice, caring, big dick boyfriend- who loves his girlfriend and wants to have babies with her. He’ll do anything for the things he loves and is confident in his relationship.
Person A: isn’t that Noah over there trying a kick flip?
Person B: oh yeah! That is Noah. I love him so much.
by Babynoahsgf April 4, 2021
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Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.
Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass
by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022
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