professional woman of the night

this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N

jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N

by smartylicious December 22, 2003

One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

House Night Bro

Basically, the definition for douchebag with House music in the background. It refers to an incident in Boston where a Techno promoter recommended a versatile DJ booking to a House promoter looking for DJs to play his night. The House promoter assumed the DJ would only play Techno, and emailed the other promoter with three simple words: House night bro.
These three words are the essence of douchebaggery with the flair of House music snobs. People and events reflecting this sentiment can be described as "housey," "housenight," or plain "house."

"That guy squeezing those fake tits is a total house night bro."
"K-Fed looks housey."

by Eddie O. February 11, 2008

three night stand

What’s a one night stand, plus a two night stand?

A three night stand, that's what.

by 👨🏻‍🎓 February 1, 2018

Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

by Leesydney November 17, 2010

trump in the night

A politically motivated, outlandish decision.

The denial of press passes to CNN anchors is another crazy example of a trump in the night.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 11, 2018

In the night garden

In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :

Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine

Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die

Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register

Other inhabitants of this strange land are :

The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome

Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children

Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill

Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm

Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid

The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful

Me : Have you seen in the night garden

PTSD survivor : what have you done

by LincolnDaddy69420 May 23, 2019