a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
Get the metal burritomug. Satan's cries.
1. Iron Maiden is real metal. So it Pantera.
2. Evanescence, Limp Bizkit and whatever the fuck Linkin Park is, is not metal.
2. Evanescence, Limp Bizkit and whatever the fuck Linkin Park is, is not metal.
by JAMALJAMAEL420 October 16, 2025
Get the Metalmug. A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.
A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.
Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O
Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O
by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021
Get the Screamo Heavy Metalmug. Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.
Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.
Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote
An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.
In short, the math nerd of metal
Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.
Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote
An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.
In short, the math nerd of metal
*At an Opeth show*
Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*
Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple
Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?
Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now
Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.
Friend: Wow
Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*
Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple
Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?
Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now
Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.
Friend: Wow
by Crilbus January 27, 2019
Get the Progressive metalmug. by Knot u December 13, 2018
Get the metal harvestermug. by Lorny Shory likes Ningen Isu March 14, 2017
Get the metal aminomug. ok braces are the back ring like thing on your molars and brackets are on your front teath. if you don't brush then the gums start moving down and covering your braces and then the orthodontist has to cut it after numbing it but you still can feel it so better brush. you cant have hard, sticky stuff or it will pull out your braces and you will have to get them glued back. if a bracket gets loose they replace it with a brace instead. they hurt for a week after you first get them and after you get them tightened. it hurts to chew or rip things off till the end of your 6 or 7 days.
(angel) person who got braces: hey just got my metal braces and brackets. they are starting to hurt
friend: how long they have to stay
angel: 4 years so about either year we get out or after highschool.
friend: that SUCKS
angel: I know right. cant wait for my retainer
friend: how long they have to stay
angel: 4 years so about either year we get out or after highschool.
friend: that SUCKS
angel: I know right. cant wait for my retainer
by strongopinions July 17, 2014
Get the metal braces and bracketsmug.