Jew

Parker byer himself

Parker’s a Jew

by Yepper April 4, 2023

Jews

I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.

Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Burnt jew

Like Mac and cheese but better

Hey man this .Mac and cheese is like a burnt jew

by Big monkey spit September 11, 2020

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024

Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.

You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?

by Annexis October 16, 2023

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.

Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."

by bahnum12 January 11, 2024