beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013

beat it up and skeet it up

the act of hooking up with a chick to beat it up which then leads to the inevitable act of you busting a nut(skeet)

"Yo, did you hook up with _____ last night?"

"Man, you know how I do. I fucking beat it up and straight skeet it up!"

by David M. November 27, 2004

Murda on the beat so it's not nice

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 9, 2020

beat artificial ascent day

You need to beat artificial ascent on that day

Today is beat artificial ascent day so beat it now or a femboy will come to your house at 3am to fuck you.

by artificial ascent July 19, 2022

country boy beat down

Good ole fashion ass beating. No bs just knuckles & boots.

Guy 1: man last night was crazy, and u look like shit.
Guy 2: Yea I shouldn't have bit that stripper.
Guy 1: told you. got yourself a country boy beat down too.

by Myke Litoris August 9, 2015

wrap around beat down

Is when a woman stands behind a man an reaches around an jerks him off. While the man is in the....

freeze put your hands in the air position

Man my girl came behind me outside at the party an gave me a wrap around beat down.

by bigggdeee1 February 26, 2018

The Furry Beating Act Of 2021

if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021

joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud

by AtOneWithTheSussy November 28, 2021