Hand Pound

Hand Pounding is the act of getting your wee wee pounded by the females hand until orgasm.

Trevon: How was the party ?
Derashan: I got Hand Pounded man.
Trevon: Woah.

by RugbyUser2011 July 06, 2011

cash-in-hand

Being paid cash, rather than the money being deposited into a bank account. This also prevents taxes being deducted.

Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: No need, I get paid cash-in-hand.

by G0T_M34T June 18, 2007

Glen Hands

To have weird pudgy hairy little hands, like hobits feet except hands.

Don't Touch me with those Glen hands, there gross.

by Stephen H April 28, 2005

goth-hands

goth hands - to paint ones finger nauils black. but you have to be of the alternative persuasion for them to qualify as goth hands.

fuck yeah, goth-hands!!
wow thats some cool nail varnish. its not nail varnish bitch, its goth-hands

by the marvolous jackal-fiend January 28, 2009

HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

by SCOTT ` May 21, 2007

talk to the hand

An expression used by mainly valley girl and surfer boy types who don't care about whatever someone is talking about.

Whatever, i don't care, talk to the hand.

Talk to the hand cuz the brain don't care.

by Anonymous September 03, 2003

Gay hands

When a straight male ejactuales and some of or all of his semen gets on his hands.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jacking it to some porn last night and I got cum on my hands
Guy 2: Woah bro, you have gay hands

by Malger1 November 27, 2016