Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Golden Chower

You are a god at performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Jadon is the a golden chower, his tong made me cum several times in a matter of seconds.

by Zable May 20, 2024

The Golden Archie

When someone makes a Nashville Hot chicken burger by frying the chicken in pure urine.

I can’t believe that guy ate the golden Archie!

by Archienemesis October 12, 2020

golden hedgehog

A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog

Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.

by Tokenship March 12, 2024

Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair

OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.

by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023

Golden Mudslide

When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.

We tried a golden mudslide last night, I can’t believe she held it in!

by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019

Golden storm

When multiple people piss on someone at the same time.

Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.

by Dumbledong July 3, 2022