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fart catapult 

the act of cupping one's hand over the anus whilst releasing gas, followed by throwing or catapulting said gas into the face of an unexpected recipient so that they may enjoy it's scent up-close-and-personal.
As Jacob walked by his unsuspecting co-worker he fart catapulted him. The situation quickly escalated to a violent one.
fart catapult by loudog3 May 5, 2011
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fart gobbling hoebag 

One that gobbles farts as well as penises.
We went to a party and saw your mom. she was being a fart gobbling hoebag.
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Fart Bomb 

Fart bombs are these bags with this liquid inside a small packet, which you squish , then they react to produce hydrogen sulfide and then the bag pops and a rotton egg smell fills the area.
Did you smell that fart bomb Eliot set off in the corridor.
Fart Bomb by Granny Norma May 27, 2018

Fart-Opener 

A fart of such noise and strength it can just open a bottle of beer to open a cold one with the boys
"Dude I swear to God I had Fart-Opener last night, it smelled! "
Fart-Opener by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

Fart Skinner 

Unnecessarily heavy and grossly smelly
To pull a Fart Skinner; That bloke is Fart Skinnering.
Fart Skinner by GanglyarmMan January 21, 2019

Fart Nugget 

A delicious chicken nugget that you, a significant other or your dearest pet has sat upon and has cut the cheese.

Fart marble 

Fart marble: noun; a fart that has been released by a male while wearing women’s panty hose. That fart is now a compressed ball of methane. It’s progress can be easily tracked as it moves about the panty hose, trapped by the waistband.
Todd come out from under the fucking table, so we can see the fart marble bouncing around. Carol is headed for the legion and needs her panty hose back.