Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 09, 2015
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Facebook Genie

Someone who hacks Facebook accounts
Dude, someone hacked my Facebook and made my status "Love is my weapon!" fucking Facebook Genie hacked me again.
by the facebook genie December 26, 2010
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Facebook Lobbyist

A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.
Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!
by Mb59 October 18, 2012
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Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
by Weasel631 May 30, 2010
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Facebook Feminism

Unlike real feminism Facebook feminism is just mean girls with numbers. Don’t disagree with anything just leave quietly. Every perceived wrongdoing is met with hyena screams of victim shaming slut shaming or Patriarchy perpetuators.
I disagreed with a meme and the next thing I knew I was booking a therapy session.Facebook feminism it’s a thing
by jacinta pearl splinter October 26, 2020
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Facebook Mum

A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.
Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.
by Comet! August 14, 2022
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facebook daddy

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.
Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
by M00nbaby March 08, 2017
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