facebook daddy

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.

Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.

by M00nbaby March 8, 2017

Facebook Everywhere

(n): A creeper/wanna-be-comedian on Facebook that responds to anything or everyone.

*picture of girls make-up collection*

Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*

*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"

by benisthelawson October 13, 2011

Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event

JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'

by a non in mousse July 15, 2011

Facebook Stutter

When one posts something once on Facebook, only to have their computer freeze up and post it repeatedly.

"Um, why did you write 'Happy Birthday' on my wall SEVEN TIMES?"
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."

by nothing?nothing,tralala?397 October 1, 2011

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc

I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

by Seabass391 April 28, 2015

Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.

OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder

by Jefa January 16, 2011

Facebook Lobbyist

A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.

Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!

by Mb59 October 18, 2012