One for facebook

To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.

"That will definitely be one for facebook"

by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009

Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit

“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”

by Bee Calm January 25, 2021

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc

I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

by Seabass391 April 28, 2015

Facebook Everywhere

(n): A creeper/wanna-be-comedian on Facebook that responds to anything or everyone.

*picture of girls make-up collection*

Facebook Everywhere comment: "Makeupgasm"
*comment proceeds to get 50 likes*

*status of unknown kid "new phone, call me"*
Facebook Everywhere: "will do"

by benisthelawson October 13, 2011

Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event

JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'

by a non in mousse July 15, 2011

Facebook Stutter

When one posts something once on Facebook, only to have their computer freeze up and post it repeatedly.

"Um, why did you write 'Happy Birthday' on my wall SEVEN TIMES?"
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."

by nothing?nothing,tralala?397 October 1, 2011

Facebook Jamming

When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.

*Class Starts*

Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."

by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010