This nigga has a cock bigger than colin and will always be your friend the only bad thing is that he's has Aids which he has received from a women by the name of emily Spain
by Big_fella25 April 5, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Someone you would want in your life forever. He truly listens and wants the best for you. Once you are close, he is super loyal and won’t let you be stupid. Makes the best jokes when he is comfortable with you. He truly tries his best and still wants to do better no matter what. Wants to make people happy even when it’s messing himself up. I’m proud of you.
by anonymous January 15, 2024
Get the Ethan pricemug. ETHAN IS THE COOLEST PERSON KNOWN TO PLANET EARTH. WAIT NO. PLANET EARTH AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
by Hellooooo :) :) April 15, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
by @e12j.2 February 2, 2025
Get the Ethan housermug. The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. a W👽
by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022
Get the ethan andrew lee samuelsmug.