Chicken McSuckits

The snack of douchebags, jerkoffs, assholes, and scumbags. An insult.

if used correctly, mentioning chicken mcsuckits is equivalent to the phrase "i bite my thumb at you sir" and even more so "suck my dick"

dude, go snack on some chicken mcsuckits, douchebag

by Bigweenor September 22, 2010

chicken squiff

chicken squiff also known as chickens quiff originates from the minds of warped and crazed individuals known as nichola heywood and kimberley walsh this means that we dont understand the way of the english language and were highly amused to find two words when put together can bring laughter to our lives.

the quiff of a chicken or "see that chicken its all squiff" or "see that chicken squiff" or "look at that chickens quiff"

by mikmitcin May 18, 2011

Chicken Twat

1. Someone, male or female, who acts like a domesticated vagina and has a great hip-swivel when preforming in the art of swinging a golf club with one hand. Abbreviated as CT.

2. Sometimes can be a Joe

3. Mainly a Courtney

Sam: You know who's being a real chicken twat tonight? Courtney, as usual.

Bob: I know what you mean, Joe's somewhat being a CT too, but not as bad as her. I noticed they are also really terrible at golf...

by The dink sitting next to me May 21, 2010

Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.

Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.

by CSituation June 1, 2010

chicken lag

When one does not feel good after having lots of chicken.

I had the wings from the restaurant down the street, and now I got the chicken lag.

by Ravi B. August 3, 2006

chicken picken

searching for narcotic residue on floor on hands and knees.

The bitch was chicken picken on the floor for crack all night.

by lapipaprincess February 17, 2009

Baby chicken

Any small and cute animal or child.

Aww...you are a little baby chicken.

by Monkey diddy August 26, 2016