Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
by dale_smells July 14, 2024
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Get the christianmug. He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music
Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....
by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023
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Get the Christianmug. Christian is the most wonder full person you would ever meet. You would be happy if he/she was in your life
by Cjrividjciwi June 28, 2017
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Get the Christianmug. There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"
Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY
OOOOOO YEAHHHH
THATS THE SPOT
MORE DADDY MORE
AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE
OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY
Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
OOOOOO YEAHHHH
THATS THE SPOT
MORE DADDY MORE
AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE
OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY
Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
by FUCK ME TILL YOUR DICK BREAKS  October 21, 2020
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Get the Christian Lecuonamug. by Viding November 22, 2016
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Get the christian viggomug. He is a boy he has his struggles he is a strong independent kid faces all of his problems he is a Mexican young boy who somtimes he gets bullied because of his weight he could give to fucks about what people think he only cares about others who care for him the one thing he cant live without is his family because their his most praised pesition he care about his girlfriend he loves her to death and he will never stop loving her and the one person he wants to see is his mom he hasent seen her In 4 months he will always love his mom 4 ever
by Chris was taken October 21, 2018
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Get the Christianmug. No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!
Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Get the Christian Balemug.