scoot the cat

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

by The Radical Tad May 08, 2008

cat licker

A Lesbian

Dude, not only do you not stand a chance with her, that cat licker is president of the K. D. Lang Fan Club!

by Ben-Him September 02, 2003

cat bitch

A cat (felis felus) weighing more than twenty (20) pounds which bitches about not eating enough and then throws up on your $500 rug.

Fluffy is a damned cat bitch.

by CatH8r July 20, 2006

Laser Cats

Cats possessing the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyeballs; cats that can be used as weapons to defeat evil forces like a ninja.

They're planning an ambush with laser cats. Run for your poopers!!

by sarahxvampires December 11, 2008

Cat fud

Stuff cats eat.

"EY YO SHANIQUA, WE OUTTA CAT FUD."

by YtseJamming November 03, 2013

cat aids

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.

Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!

by hol February 17, 2005

Coon Cat

The external genitalia of a black female.

"I quite fancy porking some Coon Cat tonight."

by The Coon Cat January 20, 2004