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hockey box

"Daggum Jimbob, look at the hockey box on that little honey."
by Yo Mamas Man August 10, 2006
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box monster

woman's camel toe is soooo outrageously huge, she could get a camel toe with a skirt...
Did roast beef curtains fall down, or is that a box monster?
by vegas May 25, 2003
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box

a person who bitches about having no friends; Box precedes their original given name.
omg did you hear that Box Megan got her nipples pierced? DISGUSTING!
by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003
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whisker box

(n.)- a slang term for "vagina," or a female genitalia.
My mommy says she wants me to touch her whisker box.
by Maximus Bluntoff April 26, 2006
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pandora's box

1. A delicate, sensitive issue or event that, if not managed and handled carefullyl with great care, guile, nd intelligene, can turn into the worst mess one could not even come close to obtaining any type of visibilit as it is greater than anything one could possibly imagine.

2. Has potential to result in shit-show, and prefers that end.
pandora's box

"Anything associated with race will involve pandora' s box so BE_WARE!"
by Akhenatron September 18, 2016
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bashed box

a vagina that has struggled through child birth & has seen better days
Q: How many children are you going to have?
A: None! I don't want a bashed box.
by squeezemykayak January 27, 2012
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promo box

A "promo box" is a retro style rectangular tin (metal) lunch box. Also referred to as a carry all.

Makell Bird, founder of ADED.US Music Distribution, took the idea of an old school kid's lunch box –– which was popular amongst kids in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s –– and rebranded it as a way to carry around a musicians's personal belongings.

The following items are items you would usually see in a "promo box":
cell phone, smart phone, wallet, plastic cards like credit cards, business cards, promotional stickers, cd's, dvd discs, lighters, weed, guitar picks, batteries, charger cables, small cameras....

The whole point behind the "promo box" is to turn any person (in this case, someone in the music business) into a traveling salesman. A "promo box" allows the carrier to distribute and promote his person and/or business material all over town. It serves as a smaller version of a suitcase and it also makes a wonderful appendage so that you don't have to carry all these items in your wallet or a backpack.

Thanks to it's shape, you can also put promotional stickers all over it like you would do to a laptop or car window.
This dude just gave me a free CD and some business cards out of his promo box.
by maktown September 13, 2014
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