The Babcockis Paradox

In probability theory, the Babcockis Paradox, or the Babcockis Effect, concerns the probability that, in a set of

n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are Babcockis.

[phone]: Man, who are those obnoxious guys ruining this text?
[phone]: I am Babcockis.
[phone]: I, too, am Babcockis!
[phone]: I am Chris Burke, and therefor not Babcockis. I stood a high probabilistic chance of being Babcockis. The Babcockis Paradox states as much.
[phone]: Fuck you it's Babcockis
Trey: Hey yalllll!

by Youaaaeedduknowatizz June 12, 2017

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017

Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate

by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018

flabby bacon

When bacon becomes so fat it wobbles

Got to love that flabby bacon

by MarkFlann642 October 10, 2017

cosmo bacon

bacon sandwich that is out of this world

"oh man I fancy a cosmo bacon"

by btellingu October 15, 2017

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018