precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

butt baby

A fictional baby conceived by anal intercourse and birthed through the anus, just as a regular baby is conceived by sexual intercourse and birthed through the vagina.

In reality it is impossible to impregnate anyone or give birth through the anus. Mentioning or discussing the concept of a butt baby is a pursuit into often intentionally juvenile humour.

John: "Shut up, you butt baby!"

Rick: "Hey, us butt babies are contributing members of society! We are all equal, whether born from the hoo-ha or born from the ha-hoo."

by DanielCornelius September 7, 2012

Ass Baby

One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.

by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011

baby glock

The subcompact variant of the Glock Safe-Action Pistol, it has a 3.5in barrel includes .380, 9mm, .40, 10mm, .45 GAP, .45 ACP, and .357.

I carry a baby glock because its compact and easier to conceal, but it can still drop a mothafucka because its a .45

by jacob341212 January 22, 2010

Shea baby

To fake a pregnancy.

To take a huge dump.

I had a Shea Baby to trick my boyfriend to stay with me.

I can feel Shea Baby coming on

by Physco Asian January 26, 2010

servin babys

1) selling drugs to junkys
2) fucking ugly hoes

hey jo....im servin babys

wow can i come!!

by oj da juiceman32 August 7, 2009

halo baby

A child who has grown up with online video games.

ahh i just got p00ned by like a 4 year old

don't worry about it, it's probably just a halo baby

by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008