precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

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viagra baby

a child of unnatural conception; generally defined as one whose parents (most likely the father) gave birth past the age of 50, hence the name -- the resulting pregnancy is most often associated with the use of viagra, because even aging, geriatric rocker-jockeys like to get their freak on too.

"Did you hear about David Letterman's 10-pound viagra baby? He's gotta be pushing at least 55..."

"Dude, Trevor's dad is like 70 and he's only 16, what the hell is up with that!? He must have been a viagra baby."

by STurner March 28, 2009

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Ass Baby

One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.

by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011

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