alphabetical umpire

bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin

gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling

Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

Alphabet Yakuza

An even way cooler way to say "Alphabet Mafia".

Gae person: "Oh yeah i'm part of the Alphabet Mafia"
even cooler Gae person: "You mean the Alphabet Yakuza, right?"

by simonsimon21 May 13, 2021

Alphabet Mafia

The alphabet mafia is an interational asian gang of mostly people in their teenage years, they are very closed off about it, not having a gang color.

The term has recently been changed to be a name for LGBTQ+ aswell.

"Hey have you heard? Alphabet mafia got someone last night."

by Marisie May 17, 2021

AlphaMegaChad

Can't get enough of Azzam

It's ok to an AlphaMegaChad, I'd not be able to get enough of Azzam too if I was Abdur

by EXTRAZZAM May 24, 2021

alpharine

A girl that is impulsive yet the best friend you can ever ask for. Every boy wants to be with her and every girl wants to be her, but like some girls, she's a warrior and is hard to get.

"Wow, you're such an Alpharine!"

by E D I T June 1, 2021

Alphabetapointed

When you search every letter from the alphabet and all of them already have a definition. 🥲

I was alphabetapointed today, so I got myself a muffin.

by The Ultimate Weeb June 1, 2021

alphabetdays

the most swaggy person ever, a pog minecraft player, cosplay master, will smith #1 stan

person 1: have u seen the genie alphabetdays today, also known as god?
person 2: yeah, i got an armor stand bc he rejected my hand in marriage!
person 1: just make sure not to rub him ;))

by maxpwr0 June 10, 2021