Let me tell you about the birds and the bees...
That's great dad, cos Jimmy johnson only comes from scotland
That's great dad, cos Jimmy johnson only comes from scotland
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me
by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

Either succeeding in taking a BBW home with you for the night, or scoring a free ⛷️ bump at the bars.
by Caveman K August 10, 2025

by Callum dunlops a baddie October 26, 2022

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.
by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

The funniest guy ever but whitest guy ever. A Jimmy is a great bowler. He loves music and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is not the strongest guy ever but he is kinda smart. He has a lot of friends and is kind. He is also really old he has been around for centuries
Old man: hey son can you please turn on the Red Hot Chilly Peppers?
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.
Old man: He he he good one.
Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.
Old man: He he he good one.
Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy
by CCCSMASTERMIND May 13, 2019
