Face Baby

Making a baby with a girl by ejaculating on the girls face.

Hutch: "I just made a baby two nights ago..."
Hollywood: "On her face"
Hutch: "We made a face baby..... You ever cum on a girls face Nanners?"
SeaNanners: "No (Laugh) I haven't"
Hutch: "I Have"

by Bhindo June 15, 2011

precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

Ass Baby

One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.

by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011

servin babys

1) selling drugs to junkys
2) fucking ugly hoes

hey jo....im servin babys

wow can i come!!

by oj da juiceman32 August 7, 2009

baby glock

The subcompact variant of the Glock Safe-Action Pistol, it has a 3.5in barrel includes .380, 9mm, .40, 10mm, .45 GAP, .45 ACP, and .357.

I carry a baby glock because its compact and easier to conceal, but it can still drop a mothafucka because its a .45

by jacob341212 January 22, 2010

Shea baby

To fake a pregnancy.

To take a huge dump.

I had a Shea Baby to trick my boyfriend to stay with me.

I can feel Shea Baby coming on

by Physco Asian January 26, 2010

halo baby

A child who has grown up with online video games.

ahh i just got p00ned by like a 4 year old

don't worry about it, it's probably just a halo baby

by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008