Jimmy Kirkland

That dude who gets you all fucked up and then comes to stand by you

Yo, i just got the Jimmy Kirkland from Jimmy Kirkland.

by HeyComeOverByMe September 1, 2019

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

Jimmy Win

Either succeeding in taking a BBW home with you for the night, or scoring a free ⛷️ bump at the bars.

Last night was crazy, I hit the double Jimmy Win at the landing strip.

by Caveman K August 10, 2025

Pulled a Jimmy

When you are singing, humming, mouthing, or whistling a notoriously famous song, and some guy, be it a friend or someone you don't know at all, starts singing the words to the famous song with you timidly and awkwardly, making you stop singing immediately. Typically the theory of "pulling a Jimmy" can be tested by walking towards the person in question, and singing "we are the champions." If the person joins you a couple words in, he is deemed to be pulling a Jimmy. **Warning** avoid singing around these people once you have caught on to them! Or better yet.... try and see how many times in a row you can get the fool to join you in singing gayly and then tell all of your friends!

Dude, I went downstairs and started singing "Doe, a deer, a female deer," and this guy named Jimmy started singing with me and I stopped immediately because it was extremely gay. He seriously pulled a Jimmy there.

by Jextasy October 3, 2008

Jimmy

A fat bitch

Jimmy is a bully and is always bitching off

by Mage3903 December 6, 2019

Jimmy

The funniest guy ever but whitest guy ever. A Jimmy is a great bowler. He loves music and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is not the strongest guy ever but he is kinda smart. He has a lot of friends and is kind. He is also really old he has been around for centuries

Old man: hey son can you please turn on the Red Hot Chilly Peppers?
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.

Old man: He he he good one.

Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy

by CCCSMASTERMIND May 13, 2019

Jimmie Åkesson

The leader of the Swedish political party Sverige Demokraterna, he is a man that has a tendency to see the world for what it is and he is the only leader in Sweden to always speak the truth.

-Did you hear when Jimmie Åkesson absolutely crushed Steffe in the debate this morning?
-yes he was so good

by Käbbel March 7, 2019