Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

by swifty0282 January 28, 2023

Small dick

Ur not really equipped correctly to please a woman

Uve got a small dick

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"

Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect

by Definedbro May 15, 2016

Dab on that dick

When the male is laying on his back and the vulnerable female straddles him while repeatedly dabbing. This causes ejaculation.

Last night I had to dab on that dick real good homie

by Lumberjacking123 January 9, 2025

dick nozzle

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle

ben is a dick nozzle

by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.

Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .

by klaxxo September 9, 2024