by sarah0b July 6, 2016

Adjective: Two syllables, pronounced dick-ed (like wicked). To act in a away that is not only wicked (mean/evil), but also like an a$$hole.
by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014

by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you
Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?
Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?
Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later
by Bean030303 January 1, 2023

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

by a world war 2 fan October 18, 2022
