Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.

1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.

by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025

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Shakin ass

Shooting a ridiculous amount of rounds at the opps, overwhelming gun fire

ON MY MAMA THEY SHAKIN ASS OVER THERE

by Kingpapichulooo November 17, 2025

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Ass-effects

Ass-effects- The result of one over-eating at Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays

It looks like granny has got a case of "Ass-Effects" from all that food from Christmas.

by Suzy home-maker November 19, 2025

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Ass Vomiting

Diarrhoea, or otherwise known as The Runs, where you get pressurised projectile expulsion from the anus of something your body wants gone immediately...

I knew there was something wrong with the Beef Vindaloo when a few hours later I was Ass Vomiting it out...

by Only if you're doing it right! November 19, 2025

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