emo dick

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore

¨when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore emo dick¨

by bbeli January 10, 2022

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Dick

It’s the thing known to a woman. Straight or gay. She will always want it. Whenever she wakes up she wants it. Whenever she goes to sleep she wants it.

Bob: I’m going to sleep.
Anika: No please I want your dick.
Bob: Okay. *whips it out*

by urmomforeverrrrr July 14, 2022

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Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

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National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

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