ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

cracked out of ass

The famous words of my friend Lucas because he was out of breath!

I’m so cracked out of ass right now!

by Bitchesssssss November 10, 2020

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.

She has a bomb ass-ski.

by QuinnahR May 2, 2011

blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”

I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.

by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020

Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.

I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.

by human human February 20, 2021

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.

-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass

by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012