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dick in

a form of control, domination, or staking claim
I have something that was given to me that I do not want and they know it. If I get rid of it, they will know. They are trying to make it look like they are doing something nice for me so they can tell people about it and so others will see it when they come over. That is a "dick in" situation.

There are unauthorized users on my credit card. That is a dick in situation.

When an agent says something false about another agent who is then forced to cover or make that false thing actually happen or look like it has happened, that is a dick in situation.

Sometimes people walk next to me to make it look like they are with me. That is a dick in situation.

Some people feel the need to put themselves in where they don't belong like taking over a conversation that they are not welcome in or hijacking a likeness like identity theft including false text messages or emails. That is a dick in situation.
by HRM Queen Zion September 20, 2019
mugGet the dick inmug.

Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
mugGet the Digital Dick-Fuckmug.

Dick

A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human
My dick got hard and it poked someone
by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019
mugGet the Dickmug.

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023
mugGet the National Dick Day Bromug.

small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women
NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot
by Smal dic October 22, 2019
mugGet the small dickmug.

Dick

the thing guys brag about but really just have small ones
"i have such a big dick"
by hoebich69 February 16, 2022
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.
Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
mugGet the Dumb dickmug.

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