mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021

Dick City

Brno, Czechia. Nice.

Ah, Brno, the Dick City.

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020

twizzle dick

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

by WesinHF June 15, 2018

prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.

Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.

by thebusiness April 16, 2014